NEW & ready to rock your world

....i'M Kris Rodzen Hernandez Pasiola Gallardo y Delos Santos....

(sHorter version pa yan)

18 yr's oF aGe...!!dHel pinGanak aq nung 1990

kaSalukUyang naKatira sa aPartMent ni ka'mandeng zaMora

sa fRancisco sT. HULO , sAn jOde Del mOnte..!! city KUNO

i'm sTanding 5'11" ,4'5" wHen siTting, 1'2" wHen sLeepi'n.!ehHemm.!



aboUt' mY sTudies ahHm..!! i'm a 1st yr sTudent iN my tHird colLege

taKing my tHird couRz.!!!

(gAnyaN kaLupET aQ mAgarAl..!!)

wHen i was a freSh gRaduAte fRom mY H.S.

i enRolLed in PUP sta.mesa foR mY bAcHelor's deGree iN bUsinEss eNtrepReneurAl.!

bUt sUmtHi'n pErsonaL haPpens tHat i hAv to pRetend i'm stilL skuLing to my pArents

but i olRedy dRop my sTudies.!(keEp mY reaSon secRet.)

tHe foLlowing yeAr i rEturn tO mY alMamatTer scHooL.!

sto.RosariO saPang paLAy coLlege.!

wer i taKen acCountancY

bUt i felL inTo baD haBbits thAt caUse mE aLot tHat's wHy.!

i-dRop fOr tHe seCond tym.!

(at those tyms i'm also busy managing our bakery)

at the pResent tym.! i cHilLing in my nEw sKul

wiTh lOts of cOoL tHings haPpenig.!

architectural is the cuRz i'm taKing riGht now.!

at AMA aNd i alSo enJoing mY auDitor sTatus

($$$$$$$$ lOts of MONEY) in oUr S.c.



mY faVorite foOd is NISSIN CUP NOODLES,

(nissincup.!,nissincup.!,nissincup.!,nissincup.!)

i haTe cHocolAte's, i hAte doughnUts, tHe moSt of alL i haTe swEets.!

i hate celLphones

i keEp iT n' tHe tRash can.!

cause celLpun iS tHe sWeetEst tHing eVer inVented.!

anD i haTe sWeets.! doN't asK 4 mY no.!

sWeet tHings maKes sO anOying...!!!

i haV a gReat pasSion in pHotography, dAncing, and sWimMing ( LuvitsoMuch.)

i'm aLso a vArsity in voLleybalL

(but i aLso pLay bAsketbalL.. go aLAska.! ALASKA men masarapp...!!)

i dRink oNce a dAy neVer sKip anY in a weEk..!!

LuvLiquor,. tAngero Kung taWagin..!!

i aLso do sMoke., so dOn't dO cRap tHings oN me.,u bitCh

if u don't wAnt me to traShed aNd fLame u...!!!

i bIte wraaRRRrr...! gus2 mo kaGatin pa kita ehH.!