oh well here goes nothing!

My friends and family call me
Jhoy, Joyjoy, Llaine, Len,
Bhujoy, Ate Joy, Ayoy, Allen,
Allen Hoy, Momoy, Joy to the world,
Hoy, Pssst, Oist at kung anu ano pa!
I sometimes wonder what color is
darker than the color black.
Or what's the pupose of cooking
rice if we don't know the english
term of "TUTONG". +Sighs+ Oh well.
It doesn't matter. ika nga nila
"Don't problem the problem if the
problem is your face!"
Anyways, I have lots of friends!
There's Piolo, Sam, John Lloyd,
Robi, Luis, Richard, Dennis!
+Do they even know me?+ Of course!
In my dreams lang! XD
Crush ko si ANO..
Coz he's very _____ and _______ and also _______!
Wow! He's so dreamy! And creamy too!
I'm talking nonsense! Nonsense?
What's nonsense? I didn't even know
what the word means! My gosh! Am I that
stupid? I hope not.

Seriously...

My full name is Allaine Joy Nacional y Dionio.
Call me Jhoy for short. I was on January 16, 1991
at exactly 8:45 in the morning. Only child of
Mr. and Mrs. Alfredo Nacional y Montances.
A pure Catbaloganon (Catbalogan, Samar)
who loves to read books, watch tv, texting, surfing the
net and sleep.
I'm not fond of hanging around with friends.
That is my weakness. I'm usually seen alone in
a corner reading books or texting but that doesn't
mean that I don't have friends. I have lots of friends
but you don't usually see me with them. I love to be ALONE.
I don't drink alcoholic beverages. I quit smoking . I don't take
drugs! I hate PLASTICS! The artificial form of people. They
disgust me. If you don't like me, then I don't like you
either ! I hate posers and pretenders (mga KSP). They make
me wanna puke . I love Animes and Cartoons!
Childish kasi ako. My favorite animes are Chobits
and Midori days. Cute kasi ng mga bida. I am a sucker for
Chocolates . My favorite Choco bar is Snickers!
I love to sing even thou the song doesn't like me.
How bout secrets? Hmmm . I've never been
kissed in my entire life by a guy! Ano kaya feeling nun noh?
? I have a HUGE crush on Richard Gutierrez! Shhh wag
maingay ha.

Drama Mode

Noong 7 or 8 years old lang ako, naranasan
ko nang mapalayas sa bahay... For the
stupidest reason na gusto ko lang maglaro
with my playmates sa labas.
Yun din yata ang reason kaya di na ako
nasanay makipagkaibigan sa iba hanggang ngayon :patay: .
I've also experienced kung pano mapalo
ng 2x2 na kahoy, ung metal part ng sinturon,
hanger, masampal, makalmot, masabunutan,
magkapasa, at mapaluhod ng maghapon.
And you'll say na masagana ang life ng
pagiging only child??? You must obey
rules if you want to stay alive!
I'm NOT ALLOWED having any relationship
with any guy. If my folks knew I'm having
one, I'm gonna be a dead meat!
I don't have the rights controlling my own life.
It's like being a puppet attached on a
string controlled by my parents.
I want to be INDEPENDENT.

Weirdness

I was born on January 16, 1991
the day that Sadam Hussein take over the
war in Iraq. Supposed to be the name
that my mom wants to gave me was
Sadama Hussefa (connection daw kay
Sadam Hussein)
Anyways, have you experienced
having some extraordinary things
happening in your life? I do! Iniisip
ko pa lang nangyayari na. Parang prediction
pero di ko alam kung kailan mangyayari.
Weird thou, pero having that kind of
ability makes me want to build my own
NEGOSYO (Panghuhula parlor) :lol:Just kidding.
But seriously totoo mga sinabi ko. May iniisip
pa lang akong bagay or pangyayari then in
an instant its right there in front of me.
For instance gusto kong manood ng movie
like (The Grinch who stole Christmas) then after
an hour or two papalabas na yan. Pero sometimes naman
naiisip ko lang, mga ilang araw mangyayari na.
It's very unusual.